Snake currently exists in the San Francisco Bay Area where he can be 
found lurking whenever possible on the beaches sun worshipping or body 
surfing. Periodic fits for hot weather seize him when the Bay Area coastal
weather is endlessly foggy and chilly. These fits can drive him to 
the sweltering heat of the central valley or to the dessicating dry heat
of the Nevada desert.

His ex-wife is a thankfully forgotten bad memory, 3,000 miles away on the
East Coast.

Snake was born in central Pennsylvania and raised in a town centered
around a declining steel mill in northeastern Pennsylvania. The town's 
principal entertainments were drinking, "parking", fighting, and driving 
insanely fast from red light to red light. These activities were 
supplemented by the odd gangbang, with the volunteers being of the "it's 
not the beauty it's the booty" character looking for a quart of beer, or 
failing that a half-hearted gangfight. Nearby locales include Centralia,
the town later abandoned after an abandoned underground coal mine fire 
rendered the town like the surface of Mercury, and Scranton, iconic in 
the East Coast as representing the ultimate no-where place (frequently 
mentioned in Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons.) Both towns deeply influenced 
the psyche of the neighboring areas and inhabitants.
 
(Scranton where he'd gone in the summer of '77 following that consumate cocksucker
from campus but she had a boyfriend there already a skinny long hair with a natural

foods store Snake shouldn't have gone there he was cramping her style but her tongue
had scrambling his thinking she was the best the most enthusiastic and she loved to
deepthroat when she swallowed choking on Snake's snake the sperm oozing out the corners
of mouth and she looked up and smiled angelically knowing her power and talent. Who
wouldn't have been drawn lorelei like to crash on her shores doing crazy mad irrational
things following the siren call of her mouth and tongue.

The first time she blew him so unexpectedly so well near the square in downtown Wilkes Barre
where they'd come from the campus in the sticks she parked her Pinto in broad daylight mind you
on a street leading off the square and without a word or any fanfare or any sign put her head 
down in his lap unzipped him in one swift precise motion and started to inhale Snake came in 
her mouth in seconds his excitement so great his hand holding her head down but no need since 
she inhaled Snake even more deeply she involuntarily gagged his come bathing her tonsils coating 
his cock as it rolled down and out her mouth. She lingered for a bit drinking all the sperm 
she could and then got up as quickly as she went down also without fanfare and sitting up a bit 
of come dribbling out the corners of her mouth. Snake stunned by the performance feeblemindedly 
told her he loved her but of course she just laughed.)

After a turbulent and profligate adolescence marked by reckless indulgence 
in rock, electric kool aid, and sixties-style sex, Snake turned a corner, 
much to the surprise and bewilderment of his then current social clique,
and graduated from a state university in the centre county of the state.  
 
Foolishly marrying after graduation, he found himself in the Washington D.C.
suburbs for several years, fathering two daughters in the process. It was a step
up from the wilds of Pennsylvania but he found the suburban lifestyle bland and
unappealing. He managed to start a career with the emerging personal computing
industry where he acquired key skills as a software engineer that would lead
him to greener pastures.

Horace Greeley's "Go west" dictum drove Snake and his family to Silicon Valley
where he arrived just in time for the Loma Prieta earthquake.